Fundamentalism, As Practiced By The Taliban, Is

I Feel Like I Owe My Audience Something. They Feed My Kids. And I Really Like My Job, A Lot.

I've Never Known Of Wal-mart To Be A Good Neighbor In Any Town It's Ever Moved Into.

Every Leap Forward That I Make Is By Reaching Back And Firmly Getting A Footing In The Past, And Pushing Forward As Hard As I Can.

I Don't Type Fast. I Type With Three Fingers - Two On One Hand, And I Only Get One Going On The Other. I Think My Thumb's In There, But I'm Not Sure. I May Be No Better Than An Orangutan When It Comes To That.

I Was Born On This Mountain, This Mountains My Home, She Holds Me And Keeps Me From Worry And Woe.