Frustration Is An Interesting Emotional State, Because

The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!

...in Life It Is Often The Tiny Details That End Up Being The Most Important.

Tell It To Everyone You Know, But Pretend You're Kidding.

I Was So Grateful That Lemony Snicket Wasn't The Worst Movie Ever Made That I Overlooked Many Things That Might Have Otherwise Upset Me.

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What Is The Best Way To Keep A Secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell It To Everyone You Know, But Pretend You Are Kidding.