From Salad Dressings All Blessings Flow.

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.

[getting The Truth In The New York Post Has Been As] Difficult As Finding A Good Hamburger In Albania.

I Have An Extraordinary Attention Span. I Manage To Juggle Two Or Three Different Ideas At The Same Time, And That's Probably, If I Have A Gift, That's Probably The Best Gift That's Given Me.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

There Are Three Rules For Running A Business; Fortunately, We Don't Know Any Of Them.