Frisbeetarianism Is The Belief That When You

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.

My Father And Mother Separated When I Was Two Months Old.

There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions, And Wooooords.

People Who Own Everything Know How To Relax A Little And Bend And Exhale Once In A While, But They're Not Going To Let It Get Out Of Control.