Friendships Come And Go, But Families Are

So Sweep Away The Sand An' Dry The Ocean, An' Just Pack The Moon An' Stars Up In A Cardboard Box. And Stop The Clouds From Chimin', Block The Sun From Shinin',an' Paint The Sky A Deeper Shade Of Blue, 'cause My World's Over Without You.

People Will Clap To Be Nice. They Will Not Laugh To Be Nice.

My Mom Loved To Sing - And I'll Go On Record And Say She Was The Worst Singer Ever. I'd Get Up And Move Away From Her!

You Gotta Know When To Hold 'em, Know When To Fold 'em, Know When To Walk Away, Know When To Run.

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