Friends Accept You The Way You Are.

There's Only One Sort Of Natural Blonde On Earth - Albinos.

Men Love You More If They Can Be Made A Little Uncertain About Owning You.

Important People Are Much More Interesting When They Are Drunk And Seem Much More Like Human Beings.

Some Of My Foster Families Used To Send Me To The Movies To Get Me Out Of The House And There I'd Sit All Day And Way Into The Night. Up In Front, There With The Screen So Big, A Little Kid All Alone, And I Loved It. I Loved Anything That Moved Up There And I Didn't Miss Anything That Happened And There Was No Popcorn Either.

Dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans.