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What Is The Appropriate Reply To Make To A Man Who Says He Loves You? Thank You. You Are Very Kind.

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Write The Kind Of Story You Would Like To Read. People Will Give You All Sorts Of Advice About Writing, But If You Are Not Writing Something You Like, No One Else Will Like It Either.

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