Frenchman: Germans With Good Food.

Bread That Must Be Sliced With An Axe Is Bread That Is Too Nourishing.

I've Never Seen The Kardashians; I'm Not Sure Who They Are. But I Know A Lot About Them Because It's Impossible Not To.

American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.

I'm Very Lazy, I Hate To Work.

I Am Not Personally A Parent. But I Do Have Two Godchildren And Am Expecting A Third. I Am Naturally Concerned For Their Future. If I Ruled The World You Could Bet Your Boots That None Of Them Would Ever Set Their Eyes On Any Such Contraptions As Digital Clocks And Pocket Calculators. But Alas, I Do Not Rule The World And That, I Am Afraid, Is The Story Of My Life - Always A Godmother, Never A God.