Freedom Of Press Is Limited To Those

Sometimes The Idiots Outvote The Sensible People.

Hygiene Is The Corruption Of Medicine By Morality.

Nothing Is So Abject And Pathetic As A Politician Who Has Lost His Job, Save Only A Retired Stud-horse.

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A Dull, Dark, Depressing Day In Winter: The Whole World Looks Like A Methodist Church At Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting.