Freedom. I Will Not Give You Up.

I Have Never Felt Any Ethnic Connection Between The Greeks And Me Other Than How Hairy I Am.

I Was At Live Aid The Original, Looking Like Rolf Harris For Some Reason. I Had A Really Long Beard That Day For Some Reason.

I Was Supposed To Be A Real Thatcherite. Just By Dint Of Being A First-generation Immigrant And Having Not Had Money, And Then Suddenly Having It - And Getting On Planes And Going To Ibiza And Sitting Around In Thongs. But Actually Nothing I Was Writing Or Doing Was Even Vaguely Thatcherite.

Sex Is Natural, Sex Is Good/not Everybody Does It, But Everybody Should

I Mean, It Is The Perfect Situation To Really Love Someone To Death And To Want To Rip Their Clothes Off At The Same Time, Isn't It?