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Come Back Here So That I May Brain Thee!

I Don't Feel Any Pressure To Be Funny At All. I'm Funny Because I Want To Be Funny. I Could Sit Here And Be Serious For An Hour And You Would Go Away And Make Me Much Funnier Than I Am.

I Praticed Making Faces In The Mirror And It Would Drive My Mother Crazy. She Used To Scare Me By Saying That I Was Going To See The Devil If I Kept Looking In The Mirror. That Fascinated Me Even More, Of Course.

I Think Obsessions Happen Because You're Trying To Understand Something Or Some Urge.

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality. What We Really Want Seems Impossibly Out Of Reach And Ridiculous To Expect, So We Never Dare To Ask The Universe For It.