Freddie Mercury And Elton John Are, Like,

I'm Not God But If I Were God, ¾ Of You Would Be Girls, And The Rest Would Be Pizza And Beer.

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

We Are Made Up Of Two Contrasting Ideals: Love And Fear. Pick One And Live.

Be Bitter, Stay Angry, And Blame Everyone!

It's Really Hard To Maintain A One-on-one Relationship If The Other Person Is Not Going To Allow Me To Be With Other People.