Frankly, I Have No Sex Appeal. Just

Sometimes I Think I Look Like I've Had Facial Reconstructive Surgery. Like After Burns.

I Don't Know If I'm Particularly Funny, I Mean One Of My Legs Is Shorter Than The Other One, It Makes Everything Look Very Awkward, So I Can Just Pretty Much Look Like An Idiot, But I Don't Know Whether I Can Be Like Witty. It Could Be A Problem.

I Got Expelled From My School When I Was 12; I Was Quite Bad!

I Still Remember, I Think It Was With The Third Movie, When We Went To Munich And The Entire Olympic Stadium Was Filled With Fans, And Just To Walk In There And Do Nothing.

I Want To Strangle Whoever Invented That R-patz Thing.