For Those Who Are Going To Learn

It Is Not So Important To Be Serious As It Is To Be Serious About The Important Things. The Monkey Wears An Expression Of Seriousness Which Would Do Credit To Any College Student, But The Monkey Is Serious Because He Itches.

On The Principle Laid Down By Gilbert And Sullivan That When Everybody Is Somebody, Nobody Is Anybody; If Everybody Is Abnormal, We Don't Need To Worry About Anybody.

Too Few Have The Courage Of My Convictions.

Education Can Be Dangerous. It Is Very Difficult To Make It Not Dangerous. In Fact, It Is Almost Impossible.

This Is A Do-it-yourself Test For Paranoia: You Know You've Got It When You Can't Think Of Anything That's Your Fault.