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Ambition Has Its Disappointments To Sour Us, But Never The Good Fortune To Satisfy Us.

Industry And Frugality, As The Means Of Procuring Wealth . . . Thereby [secures] Virtue, It Being More Difficult For A Man In Want To Act Always Honestly. . . .

A Quarrelsome Man Has No Good Neighbours.

You May Sometimes Be Much In The Wrong, In Owning Your Being In The Right.

Ben Franklin Was A Little Stout Later In Life And It Was Said That In Paris A Young Woman, Tapping Him On His Protruding Abdomen, Said,"dr. Franklin, If This Were On A Woman, We'd Know What To Think." And Franklin Replied,"half An Hour Ago, Mademoiselle, It Was On A Woman, And Now What Do You Think?"