For Some Not To Be Martyrs Is

Humor Is The Affectionate Communication Of Insight.

The Purpose Of Life Is Not To Be Happy, The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter.

You Can Learn Much About Life From A Checker Game: Surrender One To Take Two; Don't Make Two Moves At One Time; Move Up, Not Down; And When You Reach The Top, You May Move As You Like.

The First Printed Mention Of Bagels... Is To Be Found In The Community Regulations Of Kracow, Poland, For The Year 1610 Which Stated That Bagels Would Be Given As A Gift To Any Woman In Childbirth.

Where Was It Ever Promised Us That Life On This Earth Can Ever Be Easy, Free From Conflict And Uncertainty, Devoid Of Anguish And Wonder And Pain? Those Who Seek The Folly Of Unrelieved 'happiness'-who Fear Moods, Who Shun Solitude, Who Do Not Know The Diginity Of Occasional Depression-can Find Bliss Easily Enough: In Tranquilizing Pills, Or In Senility. The Purpose Of Life Is Not To Be Happy.