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Some People Are Born To Lift Heavy Weights, Some Are Born To Juggle Golden Balls.

The Non-conformist Conscience Makes Cowards Of Us All.

Few, As I Have Said, Are The Humorists Who Can Induce This State. To Master And Dissolve Us, To Give Us The Joy Of Being Worn Down And Tired Out With Laughter, Is A Success To Be Won By No Man Save In Virtue Of A Rare Staying-power. Laughter Becomes Extreme Only If It Be Consecutive. There Must Be No Pauses For Recovery. Touch-and-go Humour, However Happy, Is Not Enough. The Jester Must Be Able To Grapple His Theme And Hang On To It, Twisting It This Way And That, And Making It Yield Magically All Manner Of Strange And Precious Things.

The One Real Goal Of Education Is To Leave A Person Asking Questions.

Most Women Are Not As Young As They Are Painted.