For Me, Writing Essays, Prose And Fiction

'sweet Valley High' Is Fantastic, Fabulous, A Little Bit Campy, And - Dare I Say It - Cinematic.

Unfortunately I Don't Live By A Target Now, So I Just Go To A Regular Starbucks As Opposed To A Starbucks Nested Inside A Target, Which Is My Ideal Situation. That Works Out For Me. I Like That White Noise, Those Interruptions, And The People Around Me.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

Here's My Unsolicited Advice To Any Aspiring Screenwriters Who Might Be Reading This: Don’t Ever Agonize About The Hordes Of Other Writers Who Are Ostensibly Your Competition. No One Else Is Capable Of Doing What You Do.

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.