For Me, Politeness Is A Sine Qua

You Do Not Truly Own Anything That You Can't Carry In Both Arms At A Dead Run

Widows Are Far Better Than Brides. They Don't Tell, They Won't Yell, They Don't Swell, They Rarely Smell, And They're Grateful As Hell.

The Most Expensive Thing In The World Is A Second-best Military Establishment, Good But Not Good Enough To Win.

No Woman Ever Ages Beyond Eighteen In Her Heart.

The Shamans Are Forever Yacking About Their Snake Oil Miracles. I Prefer The Real Mccoy, A Pregnant Woman.