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Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

There's No Way I Can Tag Team With Randy Orton; He Just Wears Too Much Baby Oil!

I've Been Very True To Know That I Have A Base Of Fans And I'm Extremely Loyal And Extremely Supportive To That Base Of Fans. To The Rest Of Them, I Enjoy The Fact That They Fill The Arenas And Tell Me To Go To Hell.

This Fruity Pebble That Ya Dealin' With, I Ain't Ya Average Jabroni. I'm Like A Big Purple Pinwheel, Rock, So Go Ahead And Blow Me.

You're Dressed Up Like The Flag, Somebody Get Him A Pole! Oh, No, No, No, I Know How You Can Get One. Go On A Date, With Michael Cole.