For Me, Heaven Is Likely To Be

Like All The Best Families, We Have Our Share Of Eccentricities, Of Impetuous And Wayward Youngsters And Of Family Disagreements.

I Don’t Like To Badmouth People. But I’m The Head Of A Monarchy That Began In The Ninth Century, And I’m Apparently More Modern Than Chris Christie. Look, I Know He Has To Appeal To The Crazy Right-wingers In His Party, But The Fact Is, He’s Not As Forward-thinking As An Eighty-seven-year-old Lady Who Wears A Crown On Her Head. It’s Pathetic.

My Husband Has Quite Simply Been My Strength And Stay All These Years, And I Owe Him A Debt Greater Than He Would Ever Claim.

For Me, Heaven Is Likely To Be A Bit Of A Come-down.

[on The 1982 Intruder Into Her Bedroom:] I Realized Immediately That It Wasn't A Servant Because They Don't Slam Doors.