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Ass, N. A Public Singer With A Good Voice But No Ear.

Phrenology, N. The Science Of Picking The Pocket Through The Scalp. It Consists In Locating And Exploiting The Organ That One Is A Dupe With.

Crayfish, N. A Small Crustacean Very Much Resembling The Lobster, But Less Indigestible.

The Senate Is A Body Of Old Men Charged With High Duties And Misdemeanors.

An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability And Appearance. Discovery Of Truth Is The Sole Purpose Of Philosophy, Which Is The Most Ancient Occupation Of The Human Mind And Has A Fair Prospect Of Existing With Increasing Activity To The End Of Time.