For Every Expert There Is An Equal

[from The Television Show,"evade The Question Time"]at The End Of The First Round, I Will Award Three Points To Mr. Kaine For An Excellent Nonspecific Condemnation, Plus One Bonus Point For Blaming The Previous Government And Another For Successfully Mutating The Question To Promote The Party Line. Mr. Van De Poste Gets A Point For A Firm Rebuttal, But Only Two Points For His Condemnation, As He Tried To Inject An Impartial And Intelligent Observation.

The Cucumber And The Tomato Are Both Fruit; The Avocado Is A Nut. To Assist With The Dietary Requirements Of Vegetarians, On The First Tuesday Of The Month A Chicken Is Officially A Vegetable.

Don't Let Anyone Tell You The Future Is Already Written. The Best Any Prophet Can Do Is To Give You The Most Likely Version Of Future Events. It Is Up To Us To Accept The Future For What It Is, Or Change It. It Is Easy To Go With The Flow; It Takes A Person Of Singular Courage To Go Against It.

So My Humor, I'd Say, Comes From A Mixture Of Lowbrow Comedy Shows And Highbrow Theater. It's An Interesting Mix.

For Every Expert There Is An Equal And Opposite Expert.