[footnote:] The Dotterel Weighs Only Four Ounces.

Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You Are Sure Of Your Facts.

Aristotle Described The Crow As Chaste. In Some Departments Of Knowledge, Aristotle Was Too Innocent For His Own Good.

The Male Is Colored Much More Gorgeously Than The Female So That He Can Be Shot And Made Into Feather Embroidery.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

Galvani Was Mistaken About The Amount Of Electricity In Frogs, But He Had Some Good Ideas, Too, For The Galvanometer Is Named In His Honor, And You Don't Have Galvanometers Named After You Merely For Making A Mistake About A Frog.