Football Is A Sad Game.

I Was Born With A Great Gift, And Sometimes With That Comes A Destructive Streak.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both