Football Is A Sad Game.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.

Football Is A Sad Game.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.