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A Little Arrogance (or Even A Lot) Isn't Such A Bad Thing, Although Your Mother Undoubtedly Told You Different. Mine Did. "pride Goeth Before A Fall, Stephen", She Said... And Then I Found Out - Right Around The Age That Is 19 X 2 - That Eventually You Fall Down, Anyway.

You Learned To Accept, Or You Ended Up In A Small Room Writing Letters Home With Crayolas.

Semi-automatic S Have Only Two Purposes. One Is So Owners Can Take Them To The Shooting Range Once In A While, Yell Yeehaw, And Get All Horny At The Rapid Fire And The Burning Vapor Spurting From The End Of The Barrel. Their Other Use-their Only Other Use-is To Kill People.

Go Now. Our Journey Is Done. And May We Meet Again, In The Clearing, At The End Of The Path.

Until That Afternoon In October Four Years Ago, I Hadn't Known Dogs Could Scream.