Food Is My Thing, I Do Not

I Am What You Call A Non-believer. I Don't Even Want To Say I'm An Atheist Because Frankly I Don't Want To Join Their Club Either. But The Point Is, I Am A Fallen Catholic, I'm Not Religious, And That's All Well And Good.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

I'm Not Always In That Good With Middle-aged Heterosexual Men.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.