Folk Music Is A Bunch Of Fat

Why Wait Any Longer For The One You Love When He’s Standing In Front Of You

I Saw Him Making Love To You, You Forgot To Close The Garage Door.

I'd Been Going Though His Trash. He Knocked Me Down. I Was Glad To See Him, Even Though He Was Banging My Head Against The Sidewalk. Afterwards These Bums Come Over And Say, 'did He Get Much Money?' I Say, 'money'? That Was Bob Dylan.

I Realize I Don't Do A Very Good Job In Keeping Up To Date, But I Try To.

I'm In Love With My Second Cousin.