Fish Is The Only Food That Is

You May Be Surprised To Discover You're Rich, Especially If You're Broke.

People Shouldn't Be Treated Like Objects. They Aren't That Valuable.

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Televisions And Computers And Pieces Of Stereo Equipment The Chinese Send To Us, Even If They're Sending Them To Us Only In Return For Some Funny, Little, Green Pieces Of Paper. That Is A Balanced Trade. They Got What They Wanted: The Green Pieces Of Paper. We Got What We Wanted: The Plush Toys, The Computers, The Stereo Components.

Men Generally Pay For All Expenses On A Date ... Either Sex, However, May Bring A Little Gift, Its Value To Be Determined By The Bizarrness Of The Sexual Request To Be Made Later That Evening.