Fiscally, I'm Very Conservative. I Don't Believe

Belief Is Self-knowing. Even Yoda Out Of Star Wars Said, 'do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.'

By And Large, Americans Close Their Ears To Anything Not In English. That's Stupid Because There's Some Great Music Around The World That We Should Be Listening To.

Fans Like Their Heroes Simple. I'm Supposed To Stick Out My Tongue Twenty-four Hours A Day And Do Nothing Else.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your Own. No More Rules Neatly Laid Out For You To Follow. You Have To Make Up Your Own Rules.