Find Your Light; They Can't Love You

I Have A Ball - And It Keeps My Heart Rate Up. I Get To Wear Fabulous Clothes. I Get To Make People Laugh. That's My Core Business, And That's Where I'll Always Return.

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

A Lot Of People Say That My Life Is Wasted On Me Because I Could Be A Bigger Asshole Than I Am, But I've Chosen Not To Be.

Life Is Like Cooking Your Masterpiece Recipe. You Have To Get The Right Ingredients,have The Right Mixture And The Right Cooking Time To Reveal The Perfect And Delicious Taste Of Your Craft.

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.