Finally, A Human Man Saw Me As

The World Seemed A Bad And Terrible Place, All Its Denizens Suspect, And I The Lamb Wandering Through The Valley Of Death With A Bell Around My Neck.

If This Was The Lord Of The Rings And I Had A Smart British Voice Like Cate Blanchett, I Could Tell You The Background Of The Events Of That Fall In A Really Suspenseful Way. And You’d Be Straining To Hear The Rest.

What Had Set The Fae World Off? I`d Never Seen One. Now You Couldn`t Throw A Trowel Without Hitting A Fairy.

Vampires Should Never Say Uh-oh!!

Self-pity Is Like Chocolate; As You Get Older, You Can Only Afford A Little Bit.