Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For

George Washington’s Brother, Lawrence, Was The Uncle Of Our Country.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.