Few Writers Are Willing To Admit Writing

I Can't Stand That - Those Women In 'waiting To Exhale' Now. I Can't Stand Them. But That's Because I'm 53 And Not 33. But What They Were Experiencing At 33, I Identified With It.

Now, I've Been Known To Be Attractive On Special Occasions, And I Do My Best To Project As Much Beauty As I Can Muster From Deep Inside, Though I Often Fail.

I'd Crack Up Without My Music. It's The Best Company You Can Have, Really. It Don't Say 'no' Or 'maybe,' Or Ask No Questions.

Cruising The Internet Doesn't Count As Writing. Neither Does Answering E-mail. Before You Check Twitter & Fb And Do Other Similar Tasks That Get In The Way Of Writing, Write First. (i Really Need To Take My Own Advice Here!)

Happiness Aint Got No Ph.d. Or No Certain Amount Of Zeroes Behind It!