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He That Succeeds Makes An Important Thing Of The Immediate Task.

A Woman Seldom Comes Out Of A Sullen Spell Until She's Sure Her Husband Has Suffered As Much As She Thinks He Should.

Laziness Is The One Common Deficiency In Mankind That Blocks The Establishment Of A Perfect World In Which Everyone Leads A Happy Life.

Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie About Their Income.