Few Criminals Die Sensible Of Their Crimes.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

There's No Show Business In Canada, So Everybody Just Did Stand-up And We All Thought, "oh, We'll Just Keep Doing Stand-up." And Then I'm Like, "there's More Work In The States."

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.