Feasts Must Be Solemn And Rare, Or

People Are Much Too Solemn About Things - I'm All For Sticking Pins Into Episcopal Behinds.

People Believe In God Because They've Been Conditioned To Believe In God.

What Wonder, Then, If Human Beings In Their Search For The Divine Have Generally Preferred To Look Within!

Alpha Children Wear Grey. They Work Much Harder Than We Do, Because They're So Frightfully Clever. I'm Awfully Glad I'm A Beta, Because I Don't Work So Hard. And Then We Are Much Better Than The Gammas And Deltas. Gammas Are Stupid. They All Wear Green, And Delta Children Wear Khaki. Oh No, I Don't Want To Play With Delta Children. And Epsilons Are Still Worse. They're Too Stupid To Be Able To Read Or Write. Besides They Wear Black, Which Is Such A Beastly Color. I'm So Glad I'm A Beta.

By Comparison With A Night-club, Churches Are Positively Gay.