Fear Is The Politicians Dance Partner.

Someone Who Is A Good Person Should Have No Fear Of The Government Whatsoever.

I Like Movies That Are Scary, But I Don't Want Them To Be Dirt Dumb. I Want A Movie That Gets My Blood Racing, Makes Me Laugh, But Also Gives Me Something To Think About, With Maybe A Little Sexy Thrown In. Hollywood Doesn't Make Movies Like That.

Magic Is The Special Olympics Of Entertainment.

Atheism Is A Religion Like Not Collecting Stamps Is A Hobby.

Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's Ever Lived. Nobody Touches Him.