Fear Is The Greatest Form Of Oppression.

Zen Cuts Straight Through The Quidditch Match In Progress And Almost Gets Taken Down By A Beater Hurling A Nerf Quaffle Right At His Machopartes.

You Can Only Be In A Bad Mood For So Long Before You Have To Face Up To The Fact That It Isn't A Bad Mood At All; It's Just Your Sucky Personality.

I Hate The Very Human Inclination Towards Insensitivity

Bad Things Can Happen To Anyone At Any Time, Whether You Follow The Rules Or Not.

Marcus Flutie Slept With Just About Every Girl On The Eastern Seaboard Except Me. Though, He Tried To Get Into My Panties When I Was A Freshman But Turned Him Down Because I Refuse To Disempower Myself Just For A Few Clit Twitches.