Fear Is Like A Giant Fog. It

Regrets Are Stupid; They Don't Mean Anything And They Don't Add Up To Anything.

If You Want To Be A Writer, Just Write. There's No Magic To It.

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

Nobody Will Leave Any Place Unless They're Forced Out. That's The Nature Of Humans. Once You're There, You're There. I've Never Seen Anybody Get Up Voluntarily And Leave Any Place.