Favorite Animal: Steak.

Writing Is So Hard. Why Would You Be A Writer If You Weren't Really Good At It? If You Could Be Anything Else, Why Would You Be A Writer?

Luckily When You Drive A Cab There Are Two Things: You Don't Have A Boss In The Cab With You, And You Are Not Facing The People That You Are Making Money From.

The Second I Learned To Read In First Grade, When I Was 5, I Preferred It To Life. And I Still Do.

Food Is An Important Part Of A Balanced Diet.

Success Didn't Spoil Me, I've Always Been Insufferable.