Father Lucifer, You Never Looked So Sane.

If You Think A Child Is Going To Be Your Accessory... It's Not Like A Micro Pig. It's Not About Putting Them In Front Of The Television. You Need To Read To Them At Night.

After A While, Though, You Realize That A Whole Slew Of Young Singer-songwriter Piano Players Are Getting Compared To You. That's When You Feel The Passage Of Time Is Occurring.

If You Sing To The Mermaids, They Come When You're Drowning.

At 15, I Knew Someone Whose Mother Cooked Macrobiotic, So I Persuaded My Mother To Go Macrobiotic With Me.

Life Is Fleeting. It Is To Be Enjoyed.