Fate Leads The Willing, And Th' Unwilling

Gargantua, At The Age Of Four Hundred Four Score And Forty- Four Years Begat His Son Pantagruel, From His Wife, Named Badebec, Daughter Of The King Of The Amaurotes In Utopia, Who Died In Child-birth: Because He Was Marvelously Huge And So Heavy That He Could Not Come To Light Without Suffocating His Mother.

According To True Military Art, One Should Never Push One's Enemy To The Point Of Despair, Because Such A State Multiplies His Strength And Increases His Courage Which Had Already Been Crushed And Failing, And Because There Is No Better Remedy For The Health Of Beaten And Overwhelmed Men Than The Absence Of All Hope.

If The Skies Fall, One May Hope To Catch Larks.

Because, According To The Sage Solomon, Wisdom Does Not Enter Into A Soul That Seeks After Evil, And Knowledge Without Conscienceis The Ruin Of The Soul, It Behooves You To Serve, Love And Fear God And To Put All Your Thoughts And Hope In Him, And By Faith Founded In Charity, Be Joined To Him, Such That You Never Be Separated From Him By Sin.

The Deed Will Be Accomplished With The Least Amount Of Bloodshed Possible, And, If Possible ..., We'll Save All The Souls And Send Them Happily Off To Their Abode.