Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.

Laughter Separates Us From Despair And Gives Us A Chance At Love.

That's Why Credit Card Companies Are Evil. Are They Sponsoring The Show Tonight? ... They Are Evil.

Nothing Says Romance Like Hobos, Martyrs And Decapitations.

I Hope What I Do Has An Art To It, And As An Artist You Have To Try New Things And Keep Yourself Entertained.

All They Teach You In Drama School Is How To Do Stage Fights And Be A Pain In Rehearsals.