Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.

My Son's Always Showing Me Pictures Of Dinosaurs And Asking Me What Their Names Are. I Dont Know So I Make Stuff Up: That Son Is A Thesaurus.

The Sexy Magazine In Britain In That Time Was Called Club International. Club International: It Was About As International As The International House Of Pancakes. It Should Have Been Called Naked Cockney Girls With Scurvy.

Director Oliver Stone Says He's Going To Make A Movie About Vladimir Putin. I Can't Believe Anyone Would Want To Work With That Insane Communist. And Putin Is A Little Crazy As Well.

I've Got Young Kids, So It Suits Me To Do A Job Which Keeps Me In Town Right Now.

I Don’t Think There’s Anything Wrong With Telling The Truth. I Know It Isn’t Fashionable.