Fashions Are Induced Epidemics.

The Philosopher Is Nature's Pilot.

God Has Given Us A World That Nothing But Our Own Folly Keeps From Being A Paradise.

I Was Convinced That Ceylon Is The Cradle Of The Human Race Because Everybody There Looks An Original. All Other Nations Are Obviously Mass Produced.

Both Optimists And Pessimists Contribute To Society. The Optimist Invents The Aeroplane, The Pessimist The Parachute.

If More Than 10% Of The People Like A Painting, You Can Be Sure It's Bad.