Families Ought To Be Noisy.

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.

It Is Better To Take Many Injuries Than To Give One.

There Is Nothing Wrong With Retirement As Long As One Doesn't Allow It To Interfere With One's Work.

In The Affairs Of This World, Men Are Saved Not By Faith, But By The Want Of It.

Avarice And Happiness Never Saw Each Other, How Then Should They Become Acquainted?