Faith Strikes Me As Intellectual Laziness.

The Most Ridiculous Concept Ever Perpetrated By Homo Sapiens Is That The Lord God Of Creation, Shaper And Ruler Of The Universes, Wants The Saccharine Adoration Of His Creations, That He Can Be Persuaded By Their Prayers, And Becomes Petulant If He Does Not Receive This Flattery. Yet This Ridiculous Notion, Without One Real Shred Of Evidence To Bolster It, Has Gone On To Found One Of The Oldest, Largest And Least Productive Industries In History.

Anything Will Burn With Enough Gasoline And Dynamite.

When I Don’t Understand, I Have An Unbearable Itch To Know Why.

Men Are Not Potatoes!

Whores Perform The Same Function As Priests, But Far More Thoroughly.