Faith Prefers The Absurd To The Plausible.

Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole By Life.

Other People's Beliefs May Be Myths, But Not Mine.

When Sages Commend Excess, Desire Is Sick.

Expensive Advertising Courts Us With Hints And Images. The Ordinary Kind Merely Says, Buy.

People Who Expect Deference Resent Mere Civility.