Faith Of The Bore: Everything Is Worth

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.

I Win On My Merits; My Opponents Win By Cheating.

The Interest In Wisdom Is Fading. Soon There Will Not Be Enough Left To Support The Aphorism, Even Though It Tries To Amuse By Half-mocking The Wisdom It Propounds.

When You Feel Protective Toward Your Parents, You Have Become An Adult.

The Psychiatrist's Office: The Only Place I Can Be Sure My Story Will Be Treated As Sad, But Interesting.