Faith Is Intellectual Laziness.

A Committee Is The Only Known Form Of Life With A Hundred Bellies And No Brain.

Faith Strikes Me As Intellectual Laziness, But I Don't Argue With It - Especially As I Am Rarely In A Position To Prove That It Is Mistaken. Negative Proof Is Usually Impossible.

Most People Can't Think, Most Of The Remainder Won't Think, And The Small Fraction Who Do Think Mostly Can't Do It Very Well.

Never Frighten A Little Man. He'll Kill You.

Never Encourage A Man To Cook Breakfast; It Cause Him To Wonder If Women Are Necessary.