Faith Is Intellectual Laziness.

Never Trust Machinery More Complicated Than A Knife And Fork.

When You're Rich, You Don't Have Friends; You Just Have Endless Acquaintances.

Between Being 'right' And Being Kind, I Know Which Way I Vote.

Hate Always Sells Well, But For Repeat Trade And The Long Pull Happiness Is Sounder Merchandise.

Obscurity Is The Refuge Of Incompetence.